Cigar Page Summer Kickoff 8-Cigar Sampler

Hey brother. Question for you: are you tired of the fake deals, Pony Express shipping times, and Soviet-inspired customer service brought to you by the bumbling chumpstein hacks known as our competition (you know, those Four Horsemen of the globalist cigar catalog cabal)? Give us a shot. We know a thing or two about cigars: 22 years ago we practically invented internet cigar sales (when hanging chads were just a gleam in Al Gore’s dead shark eyes). I’m sending this to you because we either haven’t seen you in a while, or because you haven’t tasted our cookin’ yet.

So let me offer up a bribe. Grab these 8 handmade cigars for only 20 bucks. It ships free. The cigars themselves would run you far north of $20 if purchased individually and considering the free shipping, you're getting an incredible value for sure. No hidden fees, no commitment, no worries. Why? A chance for me to show you what we can do. I figure if we get our foot in your door I know you’ll dump those ISIS-loving commies and enroll in The 'Merica Institute of Yee-haw Guns 'n Cigars aka Cigar Page. Hope to see you soon, and thank you for giving us a shot.

Includes:

(1) La Palina Red Label Toro (6"x50)
(1) Gurkha Viper Robusto (5"x50)
(1) Pinar del Rio Small Batch Habano Wicked Pug #2 (5"x60) 
(1) Frank's Way Belicoso (6"x52)
(1) Villiger La Capitana Robusto (5"x50)
(1) Petrus Oscuro Gordo (6"x58)
(1) Cuban Aristocrat Connecticut Toro (6"x50)
(1) Pinar del Rio A Crop 'Claro' Toro (6"x52)