Cigar Page Mild n' Mellow Premium Sampler

5 for $12. Yes indeed: 5 premium handmades for only $12, shipped free.

Hey brother. Question for you: are you tired of the fake deals, Pony Express shipping times, and Soviet-inspired customer service brought to you by the bumbling chumpstein hacks known as our competition (you know, those Four Horsemen of the globalist cigar catalog cabal)? Give us a shot. We know a thing or two about cigars: 22 years ago we practically invented internet cigar sales (when hanging chads were just a gleam in Al Gore’s dead shark eyes). I’m sending this to you because we either haven’t seen you in a while, or because you haven’t tasted our cookin’ yet.

So let me offer up a bribe. Grab these 5 handmade cigars for 12 bucks. It ships free. No hidden fees, no commitment, no worries. Why? A chance for me to show you what we can do. I figure if we get our foot in your door I know you’ll dump those ISIS-loving commies and enroll in The 'Merica Institute of Yee-haw Guns 'n Cigars aka Cigar Page. Hope to see you soon, and thank you for giving us a shot.

Includes:

• Macanudo Cafe Hyde Park (5.5"x49)
• Perdomo Reserve Champagne Robusto (5"x54)
• Gurkha Legend XO Connecticut (6"x60)
• El Primer Mundo La Hermandad Costa Fuerte Caballito (5"x50)
• Lucero Connecticut Torpedo (6.5"x52)

Limit 1 per customer. While supplies last. Any duplicate orders will not be honored.